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Kingdom of Loathing is a free*, turn-based, click-driven, text adventure game. With stick figures. And humour. Lots of humour. If the idea of reading words, looking at clever drawings and laughing out loud does not appeal, you may wish to move along. If moving along didn't also include getting help for your "lack of appreciation for reading words to laugh at"-condition and subsequently return to play this game, then I and many others will pity you.
*KoL is free. All content in the game can be found without any cost (except perhaps time and standard internet connections fees, etc.) but donations (on which the game is funded) are generously rewarded. This game is not sponsored by advertising and is subsidised only by associated, and awesome, merchandising.