Role players in Haywards Heath required

Please, Please answer my plea, players needed!

hi im a local lad looking to play can you help !!!! lol

do you have any girls in your group apart from your wife lol hahahahaha i know you lol hahahahahaha i am the greatest warrior in the land i AM KANE and i can roll dice hahahahahahaha .........

Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead! Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich. There stands me wife, the idol of me life, Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!

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I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!) There they are a standing in a row. (One, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (And bigger) Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts. (La-da-de-da-da) Hevery ball you throw will make me rich. (Have a banana) There stands me wife, the idol of me life, Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

All together now!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! (Harmony!) Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

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Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

your a git! I wanted to be serious!