History of Post 263
- 2007-03-31 07:58:44
I tend to love all the characters I play, but my favorite is Olga. Olga was a fifth level fighter and a half orc. I don't like it when gamers pidgeon holing characters, some players were doing that in the campaign. Olga was my revenge. Olga had an intelligence of eighteen, so she preffered using stategy to fight. Olga would let the other characters start the inititive before she would fight. Olga was considered herself incredibly sociable. She had a charisma of six, and she loved to oggle the men of any and all types and races. I loved playing up Olga's horniness. The best part of the campaign was when our characters had to use a ship to cross a sea. We hired a troupe of halfling acrobatic sailors to man our ship. Olga chased the little halfings around pinching their "cute lil bums" and trying to hit on the rest of the crew. My friend Pam played a very pretty halfling female, she did not like the attention she got from the halflings hitting on her. Any time a NPC tried to chat her up Olga would pop up and offer herself. "Why would you want a puny little thing like Pricilla, when you can have a real woman like Olga." Did I mention that Olga always refered to herself in the third person. "Olga like strong elves, they very flexible and don't break." (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) At one point we shipwrecked on a small island. No one would share a tent with Olga so she had to make her own shelter. Due to a heavy storm Olga lost her tent and got soaked. I failed all my health rolls and got sick. Olga got a high fever and started hallucinating. Meanwhile, on the island was a cave bear with cubs that was trying to eat the halfing troupe. Our ranger was trying unsuccessfully to use animal empathy to try to control or stop the bear. The rest of the group did not want to interrupt the ranger and left him alone. Olga was not as patient. Olga ended up stalking the cubs back to their mother and had at her. In her delusional state (-4 to her stats) she tried to take on the cave bear by hand. A few rounds and nat 20s later she killed the cave bear and attempted to "adopt" the cubs. The rest of the group was quite surprised to find Olga at a bonfire with a new cave bear skin drying and the cubs eating berries out of her hand. The ranger was very upset and took Olga's "babies" away. "Olga luv cubbies, make good watch bears." The group was still unaware that Olga was sick and delusional until she started gropping the palm trees. She finally was healed when the ranger noticed her behavior was "weird even for Olga." We finally got rescued by a passing pirate ship. Olga had a whole new crew to admire. In order to prove our worth we had to fight the ship's champions to not be made into slaves. Olga to the rescue, she volunteered to take on the whole crew to get passage. "Olga not talking about fighting, Olga talk about loving. The more the merrier, heh." (flexing her breasts in her barely there armor) The gm decided that Olga would fight the captain of the ship. He was an ugly, dirty, scraggly, black toothed, and nasty human. "Ooo, Olga in love." Olga took a beating, but eventually beat the captain and earned passage for the group. The gm decided to play along with me as Olga and the captain had a beautiful and very vocal love affair. "Yes, yes, Olga like it like that." "Take it Olga, take it all you wild orc woman." We made all sorts of grunts and moans until everyone was laughing and begging us to please stop. That was the funnest role playing I had ever done. I ended the campaign with Olga moving onto the ship permanatly. I made threats to the group that if they try to pidgeon hole my characters again, they would get Helga. Helga the quarter-orc female who takes after her mother. Hee, Hee.
- 2007-03-31 07:51:13
I tend to love all the characters I play, but my favorite is Olga. Olga was a fifth level fighter and a half orc. I don't like it when gamers pidgeon holing characters, some players were doing that in the campaign. Olga was my revenge. Olga had an intelligence of eighteen, so she preffered using stategy to fight. Olga would let the other characters start the inititive before she would fight. Olga was incredible sociable. She had a charisma of six, and she loved to oggle the men of any and all types and races. I loved playing up Olga's horniness. The best part of the campaign was when our characters had to use a ship to cross a sea. We hired a troupe of halfling acrobatic sailors to man our ship. Olga chased the little halfings around pinching their "cute lil bums" and trying to hit on the rest of the crew. My friend Pam played a very pretty halfling female that did not like the attention she got from the halflings hitting on her. Any time a NPC tried to chat her up Olga would pop up and offer herself. "Why would you want a puny little thing like Pricilla, when you can have a real woman like Olga." Did I mention that Olga always refered to herself in the third person. "Olga like strong elves, they very flexible and don't break." (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) At one point we shipwrecked on a small island. No one would share a tent with Olga so she had to make her own shelter. Due to a heavy storm Olga lost her tent and got soaked. I failed all my health rolls and got sick. Olga got a high fever and started hallucinating. Meanwhile, on the island was a cave bear with cubs that was trying to eat the halfing troupe. Our ranger was trying unsuccessfully to use animal empathy to try to control or stop the bear. The rest of the group did not want to interrupt the ranger and left him alone. Olga was not as patient. Olga ended up stalking the cubs back to their mother and had at her. In her delusional state (-4 to her stats) she tried to take on the cave bear by hand. A few rounds and nat 20s later she killed the cave bear and attempted to "adopt" the cubs. The rest of the group was quite surprised to find Olga at a bonfire with a new cave bear skin drying and the cubs eating berries out of her hand. The ranger was very upset and took Olga's "babies" away. "Olga luv cubbies, make good watch bears." The group was still unaware that Olga was sick and delusional until she started gropping the palm trees. She finally was healed when the ranger noticed her behavior was "weird even for Olga." We finally got rescued by a passing pirate ship. Olga had a whole new crew to admire. In order to prove our worth we had to fight the ship's champions to not be made into slaves. Olga to the rescue, she volunteered to take on the whole crew to get passage. "Olga not talking about fighting, Olga talk about loving. The more the merrier, heh." (flexing her breasts in her barely there armor) The gm decided that Olga would fight the captain of the ship. He was an ugly, dirty, scraggly, black toothed, and nasty human. "Ooo, Olga in love." Olga took a beating, but eventually beat the captain and earned passage for the group. The gm decided to play along with me as Olga and the captain had a beautiful and very vocal love affair. "Yes, yes, Olga like it like that." "Take it Olga, take it all you wild orc woman." We made all sorts of grunts and moans until everyone was laughing and begging us to please stop. That was the funnest role playing I had ever done. I ended the campaign with Olga moving onto the ship permanatly. I made threats to the group that if they try to pidgeon hole my characters again, they would get Helga. Helga the quarter-orc female who takes after her mother. Hee, Hee.